Hotties in my Book: Paget Brewster

Another return to form, as I focus on another target of obsession. (Forgive the video heavy post, but she is even better in action)


I can't believe it has taken me this long to put her up on here. I mean come on!

Ms. Brewster is a very talented actress who gained the unfortunate label of a show-killer (which she currently disproving on Criminal Minds). It saddened me really, since I absolutely adore her. She is funny and fresh, with a little hint of quirk.

Plus, she was Birdgirl!

Of course, I fell in love with her during her spots on Conan. Like this one from a recent Tonight Show:

She is also sexy as hell when she wants to be. Or when she doesn't. Hell, women can't seem to keep their hands off her.

She even gets her sapphic mack on in a show as innocuous as Andy Richter Controls The Universe (RIP).

Even Hugh Hefner thought she was hot enough to send her a handwritten offer to pose for Playboy. Seeing as how she has no silicone nor blond hair (aka not his usual type), she must have really made an impression. (She said thanks but no thanks. Damn!)

So what do you think? (Keep in mind any disagreement with her hotness will be met with extreme predjudice)

Big Ball of Awesomeness

Two of my favorite comedians/hosts/funny-ass dudes teamed up on last Friday's The Soup.



Delicious.

EPIC SAD.

I thought that whole landromat thing in Dr Horrible seemed familiar...

And you thought "CIA invented AIDS" was a crazy conspiracy theory

He's back, folks. The "honorable" Rev. Manning, last seen being such an ass that Sean Hannity had to call him out on it, has released another video. It is chock full of his latest and greatest, this time focusing on the conspiracy between Obama, Rev. Wright, and Oprah.

I can't even begin to summarize the insanity the man spouts.

What I find both sad and in a ways fortunate is that while everybody jumped on Obama for Wright's grandstanding nonsense, nobody bothered to say anything about this jackass. Well, except for Fox News, and even they couldn't stomach him. I don't know if he is genius or certifiable, but I do know this: he actually makes me regret the Internet. He is now able to find an audience outside his church, and if not anything else, the internet does have the tendency to draw closed-minded losers to the fore.

This will be the last tiem I am ever going to talk about him. He doesn't deserve the attention. Even if he got hit by a meteor, I wouldn't speak his name again to curse him.

Awesome Personified: Metal Wolf Chaos

One day, a couple of years ago, I stumbled onto a little known Japan-only Xbox game titled Metal Wolf Chaos. It first gained notice as one of the few Japanese games with full English dialogue. But that was just the tip of the iceberg. After playing this, the world was never the same again.

The premise of said game in helpful video form, because you would never believe me if I typed it:

Watch it again. Go on. Wrap your head around it.

All I know is, when Bush leaves office, we need to search that place top and bottom. I bet you there is a copy of this game there, and if there is, it will explain the last eight years so much.

Thing is, it is even crazier in execution. You think "all your base" was bad? Check out the gems in this clip.

Suck on my missile punch, indeed.

I say that, based on the compelling video footage, we should add Michael Wilson to the esteemed Hall of Fictional Kick-Ass Presidents, right alongside Palmer, Bartlett, and Harrison Ford from Air Force One. Also, we might want to have a talk with Japan about their perception of us. Just saying.

Who're you gonna call?

It's the Ghostbusters next-gen video game!



Pardon me while I squeal like a little girl. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!