What do you want from me?

Okay, I have had the Receptacle running on and off for about three years now, and I have yet to get a real upswing in readers. True, I don't have finely-crafted rants that get me laid off or snarky movie reviews, but dammit, there is only so much a man can do without completely ripping off someone else.

I fiddled with Feedburner, I tickled

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Twitter, and I even signed on to Sitemeter, which is kinda pointless when every traffic report is filled with zeroes. I changed the layout, I tried to blog about more than my crippling emotional issues, I even showed you the greatest video game EVAR.

So now I ask you, my legions leagues roomful of readers: what do you want me to bitch about? Celebrities? Video games? Cat toliet training? Short stories? Porn? What?

And to my fellow bloggers: what did you do to get more attention, aside from servicing lonely sailors (you know who you are)?

Come on, feel free to comment (one of the blog tips I keep reading says I have to say that a lot). Give me something to work with. HELP ME HELP YOU.

I mean, Beauty and the Geek is canceled, and Charm School hasn't been back yet. I am going nowhere near I Love Money, so don't bother asking.