I promised some happier thoughts, so here you go.
This shows why I will always love Jackie Chan. Plus he does make some good points re: how people respond to seeing him and how action movies are harder to make than dramas, but they don't get any respect.
Plus, if anything is redeeming about "The Forbidden Kingdom", it is the end of the segment, where they show Jackie Chan and Jet Li talking shit about each other. Purely joking of course.