A Quarter Century Of Excellence

That is right, my loyal subjects. Today, December 7, 2007, your future lord and ruler has been on this planet for 25 of your Earth years. Funnily enough, I am the only person that makes Pearl Harbor jokes on this day. It is sad how much of our history is forgotten.

To help celebrate, here are some geeky birthday cakes. I really like the R2-D2 one. But the one above, which came from here, really took the cake (hah!).

Last year, I had a casino-themed party. Luckily for me, I didn't include actual money, because this girl I really am crushing on this friend of mine named Erin cleaned us out. This year, since most of my friends went home early, I will probably go to Dave & Buster's and waste a ton of money playing Mechwarrior in the Pods. It will be fun.

I also engaged in a little self-Googling (shut up), and discovered that besides being a movie critic, I am also a World War II fighter ace that got shot down in a hail of aerial gunfire. If you wish to find out more, just pop in my full name or my screen name into a search engine and wallow in my cyberglory. Or better yet, check me out on Technorati. And if certain folks would like to link to this post on their own quite popular sites, that would be appreciated as well.

So do what you will: leave birthday wishes, anecdotes, or if you wish to leave snide remarks, include an address where I can smite you with a doomsday device. I suppose I can part with one and still be feared.

I also accept sexy video dances, but only from the ladies. I am from the South, where we like them in all sizes, so don't be afraid to shake what yo mamma gave ya.

P.S. I want to copy IM messages and use them as filler like TK does! Come on, my info is on my page, and I am on Facebook! Hit a brotha up!

P.P.S. Blogger won't let me put more than one IM name up on the profile page. You can find me on MSN/Hotmail as ashramknight, and on Yahoo as tekkamanavalon.