Whys: Unlike Sarah Silverman, she is both hot and consistently funny. She proved with Strangers With Candy that she can do dark and/or controversial humor, instead of randomly screaming 'poop' and using bad words and calling it comedy. As far as the hot part, well she is not only a blonde-haired pixie of a woman (which, as you should already know, is quite a weakness of mine), but she has some terrific legs and constantly wears these very cute dresses that show them off. She gets major bonus points for her friendship with Stephen Colbert.
Need more proof? Here is Amy handling Martha Stewart, courtesy of fourfour.
I came so close to buying her hospitality book. That is saying something, seeing as how I actively discourage visitors. I really do, I have this anti-visit vibe, and it helps I live quite out of the alcohol-cruise radius of most of my friends. Point is, the little vixen has me wanting to entertain guests, and that is not easy.
Why Nots: Her imaginary boyfriend, Ricky. I hear he is pretty tough, especially now that he is a ghost. Plus, I don't know if I am funny enough to be affiliated with a Sedaris. Plus, how would my other quirky crushes feel?
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