I beat it. I finished that unholy mistress known as Mass Effect. Good God, that is one hell of an ending.
...wait a second. What is this? I can play the game again using my previous character? Level 60?!?!?! There is a LEVEL 60!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
And the first in a line of downloadable add-on missions will be available in March?!?!!?!?!!
Please. No more. It is too much. I want to have a life that isn't manipulated by a joystick. Please, let me go, you heartless bitch of a machine.
...oh, the Devil May Cry 4 finished downloading. Well, I suppose I could let you have your way with me a little bit longer.
Just be gentle this time, okay?
Fin.
...wait a second. What is this? I can play the game again using my previous character? Level 60?!?!?! There is a LEVEL 60!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
And the first in a line of downloadable add-on missions will be available in March?!?!!?!?!!
Please. No more. It is too much. I want to have a life that isn't manipulated by a joystick. Please, let me go, you heartless bitch of a machine.
...oh, the Devil May Cry 4 finished downloading. Well, I suppose I could let you have your way with me a little bit longer.
Just be gentle this time, okay?
Fin.
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I'm anxiously waiting to hear your take on DMC4 - the last two were bitter disappointments, so I'm slow to pull the trigger on this one.
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What in the unholy FUCK are you talking about, TK?! DMC3 was the shee-aye-it, home slice. Oh, wait, you DID manage to get the game to work,didn't you? The flat, shiny cirlce goes into the pretty machine.
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