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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Cybernetic Succubus: A Short Monologue

I beat it. I finished that unholy mistress known as Mass Effect. Good God, that is one hell of an ending.

...wait a second. What is this? I can play the game again using my previous character? Level 60?!?!?! There is a LEVEL 60!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

And the first in a line of downloadable add-on missions will be available in March?!?!!?!?!!

Please. No more. It is too much. I want to have a life that isn't manipulated by a joystick. Please, let me go, you heartless bitch of a machine.

...oh, the Devil May Cry 4 finished downloading. Well, I suppose I could let you have your way with me a little bit longer.

Just be gentle this time, okay?

Fin.

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