Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Cybernetic Succubus: A Short Monologue

I beat it. I finished that unholy mistress known as Mass Effect. Good God, that is one hell of an ending.

...wait a second. What is this? I can play the game again using my previous character? Level 60?!?!?! There is a LEVEL 60!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

And the first in a line of downloadable add-on missions will be available in March?!?!!?!?!!

Please. No more. It is too much. I want to have a life that isn't manipulated by a joystick. Please, let me go, you heartless bitch of a machine.

...oh, the Devil May Cry 4 finished downloading. Well, I suppose I could let you have your way with me a little bit longer.

Just be gentle this time, okay?


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2 brain pickings:

  1. I'm anxiously waiting to hear your take on DMC4 - the last two were bitter disappointments, so I'm slow to pull the trigger on this one.

    So, yeah... get moving on that, will ya?

  2. What in the unholy FUCK are you talking about, TK?! DMC3 was the shee-aye-it, home slice. Oh, wait, you DID manage to get the game to work,didn't you? The flat, shiny cirlce goes into the pretty machine.


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