Seriously? I pour my heart out to you people, reveal facts about myself very few know, and NOBODY COMMENTS?!?!?!!! No one has anything to say at all? WTF????!!!!
Here are some links, you jerks.
Rihanna = Lesbian; Vermillion = Happy (Yeeeah!) Ooh! More pics! Even Better!!!! (Egotastic)
Lily Allen now working for Agent Provocateur. Hey, as long as she shows some delicious skin (and third nipple), I don't care how short her calves are. (Agent Bedhead) Apparently not. Philistines. (Site Full of Asshole Commenters)
Bill O'Reilly is gayer than Big Bird? Well, Out Magazine would know. (QuizLaw)
Here is Emily Mortimer on Conan the other night. She was just too darn cute. It also includes the funniest Dane Cook has ever been. Trust me, just watch it.
Here are some links, you jerks.
Rihanna = Lesbian; Vermillion = Happy (Yeeeah!) Ooh! More pics! Even Better!!!! (Egotastic)
Lily Allen now working for Agent Provocateur. Hey, as long as she shows some delicious skin (and third nipple), I don't care how short her calves are. (Agent Bedhead) Apparently not. Philistines. (Site Full of Asshole Commenters)
Bill O'Reilly is gayer than Big Bird? Well, Out Magazine would know. (QuizLaw)
Here is Emily Mortimer on Conan the other night. She was just too darn cute. It also includes the funniest Dane Cook has ever been. Trust me, just watch it.
Maybe we were all just too stunned at your facts to comment. I'm still reeling.
ReplyDeleteSo innocent erotica stuns you, but incest is cool?
ReplyDeleteThank you for clearing up your priorities there.
Oh you and your relentless need to be validated...
ReplyDeleteAnd isn't Rihanna supposed to be dating Josh Hartnett?
Thank you for introducing me to Site for of Asshole Commenters. That is, hands down, the best site name ever.
Big Bird is not gay!!! He's a seven-year-old! Sheesh. Now C3PO and R2D2 are totally good to their mothers.
Well, I was planning on sending you a surprise gift certificate to The Eggplant of the Month Club for your birthday, but you kind of ruined a the surprise.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's not the 'innocent' erotica that stuns, the the CHRISTIAN part of it that is so confusing.