Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Things I learned at college that I probably shouldn't 2

I didn't scar you enough before? Okay then:

Black Ops: Things you have done, usually of a sexual nature, that are so low-down, dirty, unfair, or just plain outside the mores of acceptable behavior. It is such that you are essentially behind enemy lines, doing things that no nation would ever want to take credit for. You are like a Delta Force soldier, but for sex.

To determine if something you did is a black op, it must fit at least two of these criteria:

1) Aside from your memory and a few rumors, there is no evidence that you were even involved;

2) your friends never hear about it from you, but instead from other people gossiping about it;

3) your friends, while curious, don't want to talk to you about it in order to maintain plausible deniability;

4) the person you did this to is mad as hell, but they don't know why.

Update: Unlike the previous entry, this can only be applied to men, due to current gender roles. Basically, since guys are usually quite able to brag about their conquests, for one to do something so morally ambiguous that no one wants to talk about it is rare. And it has nothing to do with the attractiveness of the participants, only the action involved before, during, and possibly after the encounter.

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