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Friday, October 05, 2007

I'm In Hiding...

I made the HUUUGE mistake of telling some girls I would participate in their Homecoming Court if no one else came forward. Not they are roving the streets, looking for me. I had to hobble some twelve-year-old who got in the way of my goddamn escape vector. So now I am lying low, not answering my cell, hoping they don't reach me.

What do you think would be the better excuse: illness, injury, family event, or miscellaneous? I know none of you will tell me to be upfront with them, because half of you are pure evil and the other half don't care.

Disclaimer: The events in this post may not me completely verifiable. Or believable. Or sane.

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