(She the one on the left)
Who she is: An online friend and a cousin of another online friend. Supposed evil twin. Kickass video game player.
What I like about her:
- She is free and outgoing.
- She is hot as all outdoors (95 and rising).
- We both like the same things: video games, geeky stuff, and hot women.
- And she totally offered me a lap dance just because she likes me as a person (well, at least online). All together now: Awwwww.
- She is a lesbian, which kind of puts a damper on intimacy.
- She is already taken (Hi, A-M!).
- She lives in another state. Okay, it is true that she is in Florida and I am in Georgia, but have you seen gas prices lately?