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Sunday, March 09, 2008

The Evidence is Mounting

Yes, once again I dive into my bag of tricks and try to (mis?)construe clips of Tyra Banks into proof that she is a sexual predator using her media-given powers to molest and sexually gratify herself upon anyone within her grasp.

Her latest victim: Janet Jackson, who thought she was just promoting her new album. If only she knew.



I doubt Jermaine Dupri knows that much about Janet's ass, and I am pretty sure he studies it whenever he can. But that isn't the weirdest part. This is:



I assure you, I take no pleasure from this. Okay, maybe a little.
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