Tuesday, January 01, 2008

The Resolutions

1) Lose some weight.

2) Get laid. Or at least a free lapdance.

3) Finish all the writing projects I started.

4) Get a somewhat steady paycheck for very little work.

5) Get a PS3 and a dual-core processor/motherboard.

6) Graduate.

7) Maybe attend an acting or screenwriting class.

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