Friday, September 07, 2007

A Reluctantly Written "Celeb Scandal" Post

As some of you may have heard, there is a big kerfluffle about High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens. Apparently, she took a few racy pics, including a full-body nude, for her boyfriend Zac Efron, only to find out that they were leaked to the public. Now Disney has gotten their dander up and are thinking of replacing her in the HSM series.

Before I begin, let me check something....

She's 18? Good.

Look I am not even going to pretend like she is not even remotely appealing to me. I would gather all the 5-star generals, go into the the most high-tech bunker under the Pentagon, and execute an assault on her nether regions that would make Normandy look like a food fight. There will be casualties, and innocents may fall. But I will not stop until I have fully routed every single inch of her body.

That said: The real reason Disney is pissed is because she isn't a cocktease anymore. That is the whole damn point of these girls. They want guys to drool over them, so they show juuuuust enough to get the waterworks started. And they put them in insipid TV movies and such just so you can't completely relate to them as actual people. But Vanessa made the mistake of show all the goods, and Disney can't hide their perverted agenda behind "family-friendly" labels anymore. She is a grown woman who has managed to keep out of any serious trouble, and unlike some, she does look good naked. And she isn't going to suddenly bring the House of Mouse down with just a naked picture (If Lohan couldn't, how can she?). So I am not gonna bitch about this, and instead enjoy it as the entertaining gaffe it is.

And another point: how come nobody is looking at how these pics got out anyway? If they were indeed sent to that Efron pud, then why isn't he getting knocked for being so damn stupid? Oh, right. Because guys are supposed to be horndogs led by their lower brains, while females who show any kind of sexuality are automatically slammed as sluts and whores. A lot of sense that makes.

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2 brain pickings:

  1. You so called it. If Disney drops her, it just proves again how stinky they are.
    Family indeed.

  2. Aaaah my very favourite double standard. Society can, frankly, bite me.

    I feel bad for the poor kid, we've all done stupid stuff but for an 18 year old girl to have photos like that posted all over the internet. Well, that just royally sucks.


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