Well, the day is almost up, and you seem to be the only contestants, so here are your answers:
1) False. Islam once (and some still do) considered itself an offshoot to Judaism, just like Christianity. In fact, not only was Muhammed's second-to-last wife Jewish, but Jesus (yes, THAT Jesus) is a key part in the Islamic Apocalypse, confronting ad-Dajjal (the equivalent to the Antichrist).
Winner: Dustin and TK
2) Either Marion Barry or Atlanta mayor Bill Campbell. Barry was a founding member of the SNCC, which staged many sit-ins and demonstrations with King's SCLC. Bill Campbell was actually one of the first black students to integrate an American elementary school. Both are now asshats.
Winner: TK
3) Genghis Khan. Original Quote: “The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.”
Winner: TK
4) The equation gets its name because the two mathematicians connected to it met, fell in love and were happily married until their deaths a few hours apart in 2005, all due to that very equation. I hope you perverts are ashamed of yourselves.
Winner: No one. Man, you guys are nasty.
5) According to Winston Zeddmore, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!
Winner: Manny, Dustin, and TK
Overall winner: TK! Congrats, buddy!!!
1) False. Islam once (and some still do) considered itself an offshoot to Judaism, just like Christianity. In fact, not only was Muhammed's second-to-last wife Jewish, but Jesus (yes, THAT Jesus) is a key part in the Islamic Apocalypse, confronting ad-Dajjal (the equivalent to the Antichrist).
Winner: Dustin and TK
2) Either Marion Barry or Atlanta mayor Bill Campbell. Barry was a founding member of the SNCC, which staged many sit-ins and demonstrations with King's SCLC. Bill Campbell was actually one of the first black students to integrate an American elementary school. Both are now asshats.
Winner: TK
3) Genghis Khan. Original Quote: “The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.”
Winner: TK
4) The equation gets its name because the two mathematicians connected to it met, fell in love and were happily married until their deaths a few hours apart in 2005, all due to that very equation. I hope you perverts are ashamed of yourselves.
Winner: No one. Man, you guys are nasty.
5) According to Winston Zeddmore, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!
Winner: Manny, Dustin, and TK
Overall winner: TK! Congrats, buddy!!!
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Where's my motherfuckin' prize?
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Ooh! There it is!
Well done on your found prize TK it's nice to see someone who's still excited by the simple things in life... and litter.
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